July 2012
sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
Me: *see spider*
Me: *lose sight of spider*
Me: So this is how I die.
June 2012
I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.
Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.
